Louie Gives Housecleaning Advise

Cleaning 101 don't read this if being neat comes naturally to you
Cleaning 101
don’t read this if being neat comes naturally to you

Every dog’s home is their castle. Personally I love to sleep in the bed and sit on the best chair that has been strategically placed by the front door so I watch by day everyone and thing that comes and goes by my home. Until recently, I never gave much thought to cleaning or maintaining my environment. Someone has always done it for me. But, I’ve heard that that is about to change.
What to do? Being quite the OCD dog I figure first:
1)Make a list of all work that I’ll need to do weekly to maintain my home.
2)Sort the list by day, building the list around my current schedule.
Let’s begin:
Sunday:
Laundry day for my clothes (being a dog, I have a limited wardrobe.
Basically I sort:
1)by colors (light and dark)
2)by fabric:
fancy (cold water wash)
daily rough wear (ruff ha) moderate water temperature
filthy poopy wear (hot sterilze cycle (usually Ice or Snowball’s clothes)