Louie: Yes.
Chubaka: I don’t see it. To me I just look like a cool dog with slick back hair.
Louie: This session is not going anywhere. What is really bothering you?
Chubaka: I’m having trouble with the bitches.
Louie: This is an area I can help. First of all, give them gifts: Bones, treats, dirty socks; whatever you have . ALL OF IT.
They like it when you give it all to them and you are tapped out woof. Next, scratch and sniff and then do the deed. This is easy stuff. Don’t you have any big problems?
Chubaka: No.
Louie: Go Home dog. (He does look like Chubaka to me)