LOUIE THE THERAPIST DOG was asked by a friend,”How do you maintain your total cool even under stress and pressure?”
“I have a ritual I follow every day. When I wake up, I roll over in my bed and I feel the tingle. It comes that awakening moment and I lay still and feel it. I realize it is coming from outside of me but yet it is a feeling in me also.
I say thank you and think about what a lucky dog I am.
After that I get up and go out to poop and pee. I realize that I am an animal and that I have to do many animal things all day long while I am doing all my important chores and contributing to life. I take it easy, I don’t stress or allow stupid shit to piss me off.
Then I go beg for my 1/2 of the dental bone. I spin, dance ,bark or even say hello (that always gets posted to Facebook. I get 7 or 8 likes usually. Not bad for a talking dog.
I am very wise so I go sit by the front door and chill. I bark at every dog that walks by.
Later, I go for a walk.
Its a good life.